A young woman who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex.
She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship, and finally decided to purchase some Crotchless underwear she had seen in a novelty shop.
One evening when she was feeling particularly hot and he was, as usual, watching television, she took a shower, freshened up, and donned her crotchless undies and a slinky negligee.
She then strolled between her husband and the television and suggestively tossed one leg up on his chair arm. "Want some of this?" she purred.
"Are you kidding?", he replied, "Look what it did to those panties!"
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A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A British doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The Texan doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brain... out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work!"
